I am a hero. Yeah, I’m saying it. No sense in being bashful about it. You don’t ever see Batman going “No, actually…I’m not him. People make that mistake all the time. I just wear this latex suit because it breaths well when I jog.” I saved a life this week, y’all. Here’s the back … Continue reading
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Stating the Obvious
Let me state the obvious for a second here. Everyone loves a 3-day weekend. The extra time to sleep, the extra time to drink, the extra time to shop and put off more of those projects you’ve got piling up. A 3-day weekend is like finding a dollar in your pocket. You had it coming … Continue reading
Yeah, Toast!
Sometimes I volunteer to do things when I am in a compromised state of sobriety that I would ordinarily not offer myself up for. And sometimes in those situations I end up writing a toast for a dear friend’s wedding. This is one of those situations. Two of my very best friends are getting married … Continue reading
Back In the Saddle Again
I’m back! It’s been a busy few weeks, my dear reader. Between going to L.A. and having guests and dog sitting and concert going and taking an hour and half to get to a Home Goods that’s only 15 minutes away, I haven’t had time to post. But I’m back in the saddle. My trip to … Continue reading
Down and Dirty (Now with HD video!)
(Scroll to the bottom to view the experience in HD!) Last Sunday was the Merrel Down and Dirty 5K Mud Run in Dallas. I had been training for this for a while – I had never done a 5K before, and especially not an obstacle course – but apparently I did not train for it … Continue reading
Spinning Jenni 